However, they also give us ``Home Sweet Home'' signs, ceramic puppies, and all that crap in the checkout line of the supermarket.
Don't people have anything better to do with their money than buy little cloth knit things to cover every horizontal surface in the house?
If you added up all the money wasted on worthless crap every year I'm sure you could buy a couple of B2 stealth bombers which, when you compare them to tiny glass animal figurines, are a whole lot sexier (and are also black).
I'd rather be watching a beer commercial featuring supermodels.
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Robert Forsman <thoth@purplefrog.com> Last modified: Wed Apr 19 20:54:56 1995