Great Beer-Induced Combos

Have you ever seen those commercials for some American beer-like drink where the guys are arguing over what to watch on T.V. so they whack the T.V. with their (not even remotely) cool beer and {Zap!}, the two programs are combined.

Well, I have a few ideas for combos of my own. Of course, I'd use a real beer, such as Pilsner Urquell.

the meat

O.J. Simpson Trial -vs- Oklahoma City Bombing
{Zap!}
The O.J. Simpson Bombing

Crazed racist psycho Christians drive an ANFO bomb into the courthouse of the O.J. Simpson trial killing lawyers, judge, jury, defendant, media vultures, and innocent spectators. ``He dies; she dies; everybody dies.''

The Tick -vs- Night of the Living Dead
{Zap!}
The Tick -vs- the Living Dead

Horrible undead brain-eating zombie-spawn of a military experiment gone bad chew on the Tick's head until their teeth fall out. The Tick says ``Ew, Gross!'' while effortlessly dismembering them and splattering them against nearby walls. Arthur tosses his cookies.

More to come after I see my therapist.

``But can she jam?''

[RF]

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