``There is no Dana, only Zuul''.

``Oh. Well, um, Zuul, will you go out to dinner with me?''

White Hot Lesbo Action!

Welcome to my philosophy page. I must give credit where credit is due, though. Mike Wolghemuth thought of the name and has created his own page which, while it does not bear the WHLA name, it is the page that was intended to first have the name. In case you hadn't caught a clue, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this page.

If you haven't been offended yet (by the title I presume), then you'll probably be able to appreciate some of my musings that follow. If you have been offended, why the hell did you follow the link in the first place? Go away.

I can pretty much guarantee you will be offended by something I say in the rest of my philosophy web. If you continue following links, your only route back to sanity is slack, and if you have to ask, you'll never know.

articles of disinterest

• Sep 2010 - The government isn't going to confiscate your retirement assets
• What if you merged RAID and LVM?
• How to abuse RAID and LVM.
• Feb 2006 - The weekend I broke Giza
• Gentoo on an HP ZV5000
• A rough journal of Bob's epic struggle with MythTV. I place it here in the hopes that it will get indexed by a search engine and some unfortunate fuck might find the solution to his problem within (or at least be able to email me about it).

Open Season on your Sensibilities

• I hate using an instanceof switch.
• Things that suck.
• Why is the popular vote split between the two major presidential candidates? It is an inevitable consequence of polling and the Duopoly system.
• Wherefore art thou Delete? Linux has forsaken the backspace key and is turning it into the Delete key. They're turning the Delete key into Remove. That sucks.
• You are expendable.
• I hate everybody.
• Light manufacturing.
• The federal budget deficit.
• Science rewls
• Thou shalt not kill.
• An amusing experience with playboy telemarketers
• Great beer-induced combos.
• So You Want to Masturbate: an excerpt from Playboy.
• That is so gay!. A survey of cheap mail-order crap offered by credit-card companies.
• Kung Fu - the lameness continues
• people who think that the web site they saw was the only one I run, and they love it so they send me mail
• Bullshit On That, where I vent about people I'd like to punch in the mouth because they are either stupid, greedy, or just plain annoying.
• How to turn your Tivo into a $400 brick without damaging the equipment
• Kick God's Nuts: a new religion by Bob.

Branch Offices

• Rev. Jim Huber, Heretic, KSC, SOA.
• Agriculture

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